Picture this: a happy the Danish striker wearing Napoli's colors. Next, place that with a dejected the Slovenian forward sporting United's jersey, appearing like he just missed an open goal. Do not bother locating an actual photo of him missing; background information is the enemy. Then, add statistics in a big, comical font. Remember the emojis. Post the image across all platforms.
Would you mention that Højlund's tally includes strikes in the Champions League while his counterpart isn't playing in Europe? Of course not. Nor would you note that several of Højlund's goals were scored versus weaker national sides, or that Denmark is much stronger to Sesko's Slovenia and generates far more scoring opportunities. You manage social media for a major brand, raw engagement is what pays the bills, Manchester United are the biggest draw, and context is the thing to avoid.
So the wheel of online material spins. Your next task is to scan a 44-minute interview with the legendary goalkeeper and extract the part where he describes the signing of Sesko "weird". Just before, where Schmeichel prefaces his comments by saying, "I have nothing bad to say about Benjamin Sesko"... well, remove that part. Nobody wants that. Simply ensure "strange" and "Sesko" are paired in the headline. People will be furious.
Mid-autumn has traditionally one of my favourite times to observe football. Leaves fall, the wind turns, squads and strategies are still fresh, all is novel and yet everything is beginning to form. The stars of the coming months are planting their flags. The summer market is shut. No one is mentioning the multiple trophies yet. Everyone are still in the game. Right now, anything is possible.
However, for many of the same reasons, this period has long been one of my most disliked times to consume news on football. For while nothing has yet been settled, something must always be getting settled. The City winger is reborn. The German talent has been a crushing disappointment. Is Antoine Semenyo the top performer in the league at this moment? Please a decision immediately.
In many ways, Sesko feels like the archetype in this context, a player inextricably trapped between football's opposing, unavoidable forces. The imperative to delay definitive judgment, allowing technical development and tactical sophistication to develop. And the demand to produce instant definitive judgment, a conveyor belt of takes and memes, context-free criticisms and meaningless comparisons, a puzzle that can never truly be solved.
I do not propose to provide a in-depth analysis of Sesko's time at Manchester United to date. He has started four times in the top flight in a highly unpredictable team, found the net twice, and had a grand total of 116 contacts with the ball. What exactly are we evaluating? And do I propose to duplicate the pundits' notable debate "The Sesko Debate", in which two famous analysts duel passionately on a popular show over whether Sesko needs ten strikes to be a success this year (one pundit), or whether it is more like 12 or 13 (the other).
Despite this I enjoyed watching Sesko at his former club: a big, fast sports car of a forward, playing in a team ideally suited to his abilities: afforded the freedom to rampage but also the freedom to fail. Partly this is why United feels like the most unforgiving place he could possibly be right now: a place where "brutal verdicts" are handed down in about the time it takes to load a short advertisement, the club with the largest and most ruthless gulf between the time and air he requires, and the time and air he is likely to receive.
There was a case of this over the international break, when a widely shared infographic handily stated that the player had been judged – decisively – the poorest acquisition of the summer transfer window by a poll of football representatives. And of course, the media are not the only ones in such behavior. Club channels, influencers, unidentified profiles with a oddly high number of pornbot followers: all parties with skin in the game is now basically operating along the same principles, an ecosystem deliberately nosed towards provocation.
Endless scrolling and tapping. What are we doing to ourselves? Are we aware, on some level, what this infinite stream of aggravation is doing to our brains? Quite apart from the essential weirdness of being a player in the middle of this, aware on some surreal butterfly-effect level that each aspect about players is now essentially content, commodity, open-source property to be packaged and exchanged.
And yes, in part this is because United are United, the corpse that continues to feed the narrative, a major institution that must constantly be producing the big feelings. However, in part this is a temporary malaise, a swing of judgment most clearly and cruelly glimpsed at this time of year, about a month after the window has closed. Throughout the summer we have been coveting footballers, eulogising them, salivating over them. Now, just a few weeks in, a lot of those very players are already being disdained as broken goods. Is it time to worry about a new signing? Was Arsenal's purchase of their striker necessary? What was the purpose of Randal Kolo Muani?
It seems fitting that he faces Liverpool on Sunday: a team at once on a long unbeaten run at their stadium in the league and somehow in their own state of feverish crisis, like submitting a missing person’s report on a person who popped to the store 30 minutes ago. Defensively suspect. Their star finished. Alexander Isak an expensive flop. The coach losing his hair.
Maybe we have failed to understand the way the storyline of football has begun to supplant football the actual game, to influence the way we view it, an entire sport repivoted around talking points and immediate responses, something that occurs in the backdrop while we scroll through our devices, incapable to detach from the saline drip of takes and more takes. Perhaps Sesko taking the hit at present. However, we're all sacrificing a part of the experience in this process.
A passionate gamer and strategy expert with years of experience in competitive gaming and content creation.